toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

nerdjpg:

perks-of-being-chinese:

why does rainbow road exist

to separate the weak from the strong

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

the-masked-prompter:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

Had one dude take a swing at me and my manager on tuesday because we didn’t get our shipment in for white chocolate chip cookies. Security was nearby due to how loud he was getting and dealt with it. It was 10am. He appeared to be in his late forties.

Later that day a punk looking kid came in and apologized for his dad’s behavior and hoped we wouldn’t press charges. He gave us a cake. He baked a cake for bakers. It was tasty too.

chescaleigh:

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WOW.

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

angryblackman:

"I think it’s unfair we can’t say the n-word too!"

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dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.

dangerhamster:

SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS